An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta 301
There issa bigga panel at the front door.
With you elbow , pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with you elbow , pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow , hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"Why , . . .. .. You comin empty handed?"
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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