HOW TO SPEAK NUW ZULANDER
(FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)
Milburn ....... Capital of Victoria
Peck ......................... to fill a suitcase
Pisssed aside .... chemical which kills insects
Pigs ........ for hanging out washing with
Pug ......... large pink animal with curly tail
Nin Tin dough .... computer game
Munner stroney .. soup
Min .......... male of the species
Mess kara ...... eye makeup
McKennock .... person who fixes cars
Mere ........ Mayor
Leather ...... foam produced from soap
Lift ........ departed
Kiri Pecker ..... famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps ..... potato crisps
Ken's ........ Cairns
Jungle bells ..... Christmas carol
Inner me ........ enemy
Guess ......... vapour
Fush ....... marine creatures
Fitter cheney .... type of pasta
Ever cardeau .... avocado
Fear hear ..... blonde
Ear ........ mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks .... exercise at the gym
Duffy cult ...... not easy
Amejen ....... visualise
Chuck ......... very young poultry
Bug hut ....... popular recording
Bun button ...... been bitten by insect
Beard .......... a place to sleep
Sucks Peck ....... half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland ..... an extinct airline
Beers ......... large savage animals found in US forests
Veerjun ....... mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze ...... well known computer program
Brudge ....... structure spanning a stream
Sex .......... one less than sivven
Tin ........... one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly ..... precisely
Cuds .......... children
Pits ............ domestic animals
Cuttin ........... baby cat
Earplane ...... large flying machine
Sivven Sucks Sivven ... Large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven ...... Larger Boeing aircraft
Beggage Chuckken .. place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Speak Nuw Zulander.............
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Re: Speak Nuw Zulander.............
Duncan
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Re: Speak Nuw Zulander.............
Now after visiting that exciting land I could understand what they said [took me a while to decipher it tho] so if i had that easy translator with me it would have saved some embarresment 
Robert 
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No Chups to go with the Fush ?
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I think that uze is cruel, havin' a go at the Eastern New South Welshmen like that.
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Eoin.
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