Racing snail

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Racing snail

Post by joseyclosey » Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:19 pm

My racing snail isn't winning races anymore. :(
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I decided to take his shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic. :D
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It didn't work. :(
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If anything it's made him more sluggish..... :mrgreen:
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Re: Racing snail

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:38 pm

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Re: Racing snail

Post by Aughnanure » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:15 pm

Amen, Karl, amen.
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Re: Racing snail

Post by joseyclosey » Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:08 pm

Come on lads, you know you like my jokes really. :lol:
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Re: Racing snail

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:56 pm

Maybe you should quit while you are still alive Joe :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Racing snail

Post by Niner » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:18 pm

I liked it, Joe. :loco:
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