You know you are a true Scot if ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
Yer used tae 4 seasons in wan day.
Ye kin fall aboot pished without spilling yer drink.
Ye measure distance in minutes.
Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him inyer ain family.
Ye kin make hael sentences jist wi swear wurds.
Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
Ye know irn bru is a hangover cure.
Ye actually understand this text and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
