Are you Scottish?

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Are you Scottish?

Post by joseyclosey » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:09 pm

Are you Scottish?
You know you are a true Scot if ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
Yer used tae 4 seasons in wan day.
Ye kin fall aboot pished without spilling yer drink.
Ye measure distance in minutes.
Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him inyer ain family.
Ye kin make hael sentences jist wi swear wurds.
Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
Ye know irn bru is a hangover cure.
Ye actually understand this text and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

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Re: Are you Scottish?

Post by 24626151 » Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:44 pm

I recognise most of that but I blame Shornecliffe IJLB where we trained in the same Company as the Scottish lads!
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