Off to England

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Niner Delta
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Off to England

Post by Niner Delta » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:34 am

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?"
"What I asked for: the English girl?!?"
"Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!"
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Re: Off to England

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:15 am

Good for one Get Out of Corner Free.
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