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Any room in the corner ?

Post by Woftam » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:30 am

A blonde was mowing the lawn in her garden and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat that was hiding in the grass.



She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Coles!



Why Coles??



HELLOOOOOOOOO!



Coles is the largest re-tailer in Australia !!!
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Re: Any room in the corner ?

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:17 am

Big cop walks into the charge room: "Any of you guys know Vo Biscum?"

A voice from the corner says "Domine knows Vo Biscum.".
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Re: Any room in the corner ?

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:06 pm

ohhhhh its getting worse.
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Re: Any room in the corner ?

Post by Aughnanure » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:28 am

Ve know, but how verse can it get?
Ve vill haf' to vait yet.
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Re: Any room in the corner ?

Post by Niner Delta » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:36 am

"Domine knows Vo Biscum.".

I don't get it.

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Post by Niner » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:06 am

It's latin, Vern. Probably a lot of younger Catholics today don't know that one either since the Latin mass went away.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominus_vobiscum
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:17 am

Et tu Spiritus tu
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Re: Any room in the corner ?

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:28 pm

Specticalstesticalsvolletundvatch :roll:

I'm a pagan, don't believe in religious mumbo jumbo of any kind and happy to be so :bigsmile:
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Re: Any room in the corner ?

Post by Niner Delta » Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:44 pm

OK, I'm not Catholic so I had no idea.

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Re: Any room in the corner ?

Post by Aughnanure » Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:09 pm

'Dominus vobiscum' was often mispronounced as 'Domi-noes', particularly by children and that gave me the idea for that brilliant and entirely original joke, for which I take and expect full credit. However it may be used freely providing I'm not mentioned :lol:
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