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Niner Delta
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Blonde...

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:25 am

A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over."
The doctor is really confused. He says, "What do you mean, you hurt all over?"
The blonde says, "I'll show you."

She then touches herself on her leg. "OW!!! I hurt there." Then she touches her earlobe. "OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!" Then she touches her hair. "OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!"
So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for a minute.
Then he says, "Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?"
The blonde says "Yes, why?"

The doctor says, "Well, you got a broken finger..."
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