Farmers dog

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Farmers dog

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:31 am

An old Scottish farmer's dog disappeared. He was inconsolable.
His wife suggested he run an ad in the paper. He did, but two weeks later, the dog was still missing.
His wife asked, "What did you put in the paper?"
He replied, "They charged by the word so I just put, 'Here, boy!' "
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