A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."
Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.
The Shredder
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Aughnanure
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Re: The Shredder
I'll bet that this has happened more than once. 
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.
Eoin.
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Karl/Pa.
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Re: The Shredder
I remember when shredders first came out. The slot was a lot wider than what you see now. A lot of ties got caught up in those things.
Karl
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
Medicare Life Member
Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.