$5's worth!

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DuncaninFrance
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$5's worth!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:55 am

I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas...

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
Duncan

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Re: $5's worth!

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:08 am

Thats about right.
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