He said . . .She said . . .

[Aughnanure]

He said . . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . . Single women come home,
see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge

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Warning: there are more of these, so put a bed in the corner, please.

[Aughnanure]

He said . . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . . You wear underwear don't you?
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He said . . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
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He said . . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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He said . . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . . . . I don't know; it has never happened.
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He said . . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?

She said . . . . They already have boyfriends.
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He said . . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

She said . . . . A widow.