He watched too many car adverts?

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He watched too many car adverts?

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:52 pm

A German guy approaches one of London's ladies of the night.

'I vish to buy zex mit sie.'

'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge £150.'

'..es ist gut, but I must varn you, I like a little kinky, ja?'

'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do a little kinky.'

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your Hans und Knees.'

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees..

'Now you vill get on your Hans und Knees.'

She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

'You vill please now to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'

She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless.

(and after all, the guy is paying £150)

She finds the zex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck kwacker.

Her climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,

'Wow!!! That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'

'Ah,' says the German . . .

.......'zat is ze....









Four-sprung Duck technique!
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Re: He watched too many car adverts?

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:34 am

That one needs translating.
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Re: He watched too many car adverts?

Post by belgmart » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:34 am

It's in the title... "Vorsprung durch technik" , the Audi slogan http://microsites.audi.com/vdt-onlinespecial/ I think that one does merit a corner....
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Re: He watched too many car adverts?

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:28 pm

CORNER? Yes, you are probably right :( :(
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Re: He watched too many car adverts?

Post by PeterN2 » Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:56 pm

That brought a tear to my eye, very good. It made my wife laugh as well.
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