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Polish Your English

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:26 am

Difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
But there is. When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...
COMPLETELY FINISHED :shock:

ENGLISH IS A WONDERFUL LANGUAGE, ISN'T IT?
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Re: Polish Your English

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:30 pm

That's worth one "Get Out of Corner Free" card.
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Re: Polish Your English

Post by Aughnanure » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:12 pm

Indeed, is it not? :bigsmile:
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