Peaches

Post by **Niner** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:22 am

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and a tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soybeans, a tornado leveled my barn, I voted for Barack Obama, and now I think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches..."

Post by **Niner Delta** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:02 pm

Actually had a kind of similar experience when I first got out of the Army in 1970 and drove a propane delivery truck for a couple of years.
Had just delivered the propane and went to the door to collect, the gal in her nightie made an obvious offer to trade what she had under the nightie for the propane.
The problem was that no one had told her that didn't work when the driver's wife was waaaayyy hotter than the gal making the offer.
It might have worked if I had been single or blind.

Vern.

Post by **Niner** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:45 pm

An old Army buddy sent me that joke....wonder if he got any offers like that once upon a time? He is in the artificial fishing bait business out in California. Not many women would trade favors for artificial bait I wouldn't think. But...on the other hand...he is in California. Anything could happen in California I suspect. Who would have imagined move star governer Arnold would have knocked up his house maid?

Aughnanure · Post by **Aughnanure** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:46 am

It might have worked if I had been single or blind

They let blind people drive delivery trucks?

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:39 am

Aughnanure wrote:
It might have worked if I had been single or blind
They let blind people drive delivery trucks?

Why not? They have braille on drive-up ATM machines.

Post by **Niner Delta** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:03 am

Being blind would be no problem as the propane truck had "Explosive" written all over it and people stay out of your way.

Vern.

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