Grand son

[OneFreeTexan]

My teacher asked what was our favorite animal.
I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she was wrong because everyone else laughed.
She sent me to the principal's office.
When I told him what happened, he laughed, too; but said not to do it again.
I told my dad. He said she's probably in PETA. They love animals very much. Me, too, especially chicken, pork and beef.
The next day, my teacher asked for our favorite live animal.
I said, "Chicken."
"Why?", asked my teacher.
"Because you can fry 'em!"
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and said not to do it again.
Today, my teacher asked, "Which famous person do you admire?"
I answered, "Colonel Sanders!"