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[OneFreeTexan]

The Power of Higher Education

Three women go down to Mexico and, one night, get drunk. They wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executing in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped into the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves, beg her forgiveness and release her.
The second woman, a brunette, is strapped into the electric chair and asked if she has any last words.
"I am from the Creighton School of Law," she says, "and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. And again they all prostrate themselves, beg her forgiveness and set her free.


The last woman, a blonde, is strapped into the electric chair and asked if she has any last words.
"Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville, and just graduated with B.S. in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if don't plug this thing in."