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toilet paper joke

Post by M14man » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:09 pm

A woman was unhappy at the way her laundry was being done at the local Chinese laundry.
At the next collection of her dirty laundry she included a note, "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES".
She got the laundry back, and she was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note,
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES" !
The Chinese laundryman became annoyed and when her clean laundry was delivered it contained a note from him,
"I USE PLENTY OF SOAP ON PANTIES......USE MORE PAPER ON ASS" !
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