Larry Is In The Hospital . . . .....
Who in the hell is Larry?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.”
“Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.”
“Three, I like how money feels in my hand.”
“And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is in Mount Sinai Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233
Larry is in the Hospital
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Re: Larry is in the Hospital
The old nurse at the hospital comes out of a man's room after giving him a sponge bath and tells the other nurses that he has the word 'Swan' tattooed on his manhood.
The pretty, young nurse says "I gotta see this", so she goes into the man's room and gives him another sponge bath.
She comes out smiling and says "Actually, the word is 'Saskatchewan' "
The pretty, young nurse says "I gotta see this", so she goes into the man's room and gives him another sponge bath.
She comes out smiling and says "Actually, the word is 'Saskatchewan' "
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