"How long's this been going on?"
"Since I werra pup."
"Alright, you'd better lie down on the couch and we'll have a look at you."
"I'm not allowed ont' couch."
man goes to the doctors....
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joseyclosey
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man goes to the doctors....
"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog!"
"How long's this been going on?"
"Since I werra pup."
"Alright, you'd better lie down on the couch and we'll have a look at you."
"I'm not allowed ont' couch."
"How long's this been going on?"
"Since I werra pup."
"Alright, you'd better lie down on the couch and we'll have a look at you."
"I'm not allowed ont' couch."
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Karl/Pa.
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Re: man goes to the doctors....
What is it this morning?
Karl
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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joseyclosey
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Re: man goes to the doctors....
A pirate girl staggers into the doctors surgery with a dagger stuck in her leg,
"Is it serious doc",
"No, its just a little cut lass"
Aaaaaarrrr
"Is it serious doc",
"No, its just a little cut lass"
Aaaaaarrrr
Re: man goes to the doctors....
i dont agree lol 
ooooooooow whats this........... oh no............. hide it!!!!!
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Re: man goes to the doctors....
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrjoseyclosey wrote:A pirate girl staggers into the doctors surgery with a dagger stuck in her leg,
"Is it serious doc",
"No, its just a little cut lass"
Aaaaaarrrr
AR the hell with it !!! It won't bloody work.
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.
Eoin.
Eoin.
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Karl/Pa.
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Re: man goes to the doctors....
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
Karl
Medicare Life Member
Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
Medicare Life Member
Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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joseyclosey
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Re: man goes to the doctors....
What shape is a lime?
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S'curvy.
I'll get me cutlass.
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S'curvy.
I'll get me cutlass.
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DuncaninFrance
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Re: man goes to the doctors....
I NEED ANOTHER HOLIDAY 
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.