There Was a Knock on the Door ....

[Karl/Pa.]

There was a knock on the door this past Sunday morning. I opened it
to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
So I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."