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An Englishman ..

Post by Woftam » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:58 am

An Englishman, an Irishman and a South African walked into a bar....










It was the Air New Zealand departure lounge.
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:09 am

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Post by Niner » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:36 am

Maybe they were on their way to be in a Rob Tapert production from Renaissance Pictures. Or....maybe they just wanted to move to a far away place that suited them better for some reason or another than South Africa, Ireland or England.
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Re: An Englishman ..

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:46 pm

Leaving the Rugby World Cup..............................................England were a disgrace.
Still, I can support France legitimately although it does pain me to do it! All Blacks in the final I think, probably playing France.....
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Post by Aughnanure » Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:18 pm

Woftam wrote:An Englishman, an Irishman and a South African walked into a bar....










It was the Air New Zealand departure lounge.
Keep 'em guessin', mate. :bigsmile:
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Post by Woftam » Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:20 pm

Well that didn't translate well.
All Blacks in the final I think,
Rubbish, Australia vs Wales.
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Re: An Englishman ..

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:21 am

Woftam wrote:Well that didn't translate well.
All Blacks in the final I think,
Rubbish, Australia vs Wales.

What a wonderful imagination you have G :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Woftam » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:27 pm

What a wonderful imagination you have G :lol: :lol: :lol:
On the contrary Duncan me old mate, it's not dreaming at all, in fact I think
res ipsa loquitur
covers it. :bigsmile:
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Re: An Englishman ..

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:48 am

Lorem ipsum puto a latere ire! Wales that is. And I don't think Aus is quite up to the mark against N.Z. but then you always think you are on top of the neighbours as I remember it :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: An Englishman ..

Post by Woftam » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:52 am

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
Having said that let me say this Duncan. My knowledge of Latin is miniscule (popular phrases only) but I'm willing to be educated. I can't find anywhere on the net that will translate your phrase into anything but garbage. What does it mean ?
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