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New Election Definition

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:43 am

I knew someone would find a name for
our election process for this year.









ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: ~the inability to become
aroused over any of the choices for President put forth
by either party in the 2012 election year.
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Re: New Election Definition

Post by Niner Delta » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:14 pm

or the inability to stand up for your rights as a voter, and we have to bone up on our political history, as we have some hard choices to make. :cool:
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Re: New Election Definition

Post by Niner » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:40 pm

We should have a "none of the candidates" choice listed on the ballet. Or maybe a "dig up George Washington" choice....... as dead presidents can't do anything that would cause any problems and hardly anybody would object to George Washington based on his stirling school book history. And his track record of not telling lies is a sure bet to continue as no dead president ever lied about anything.....after they were dead. :USA:
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Re: New Election Definition

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:18 pm

As the old joke goes, "Why do we 50 choices for Miss America, and only 2 for President?".
There's a thought, vote for Miss America for President, certainly more fun to watch on tv.

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Re: New Election Definition

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:19 am

Looks like it might still be dark in the White House if you aren't careful :loco: :loco:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... sment.html
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Re: New Election Definition

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:23 am

Clinton got in with a lot more than two claiming that.
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Re: New Election Definition

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:35 pm

Yup!
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