How to get to Heaven from Scotland

[DuncaninFrance]

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday
School class to see if they understood the
Concept of getting into heaven.


I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
Money to the church, would that get me
Into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
The garden and kept everything tidy, would
That get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'



By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
Gave sweeties to all the children, and
Loved my husband, would that get me
Into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'


I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"


A six year old boy shouted, "Yuv got tae be f****n' dead"
Kinda brings a wee tear tae your eye...

[Karl/Pa.]

Thats good for one Get Out Of Corner Free card.