This is where you can share a funny story or joke. Adult humor allowed in large degree. Jokes that are considered more offensive than humorous will be deleted.
My friend bought himself a dog to guard his house.
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Turns out it's feckin useless and lets anyone just walk in !
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Apparently, it's a UK Border Terrier...