Walking.......

[Niner Delta]

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with beer.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
(Can you remember being on 'Top of the hill', I can't.)


Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look, I just find a bar, have a few drinks,
and by the time I leave, I look just fine.


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[DuncaninFrance]

Got nothing to do at the moment Vern?

[Niner Delta]

Nope, not a damn thing.

[Karl/Pa.]

[joseyclosey]

[Aughnanure]

Self portrait, Karl?