HEALTH MESSAGE

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DuncaninFrance
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HEALTH MESSAGE

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:43 am

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's a**e. It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

I'm retired. Go around me! :lol: :lol:
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Re: HEALTH MESSAGE

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:14 am

Makes sense to me.
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