The missus .....

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The missus .....

Post by joseyclosey » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:36 pm

The missus and kids have threatened to leave me over my obsession with horse racing. .....
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In fact, I've just looked out of the window and .......
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THEY'RE OFF!!!

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Post by dhtaxi » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:31 pm

Groan.

Any way talking about horse racing one of the shift team at work have a syndicate going every morning when on days they pick out a number of horses they phone the bets in then follow the results through out the shift. Any money they win goes in a kitty. I have a lap top on my desk connected to the internet I came back from a meeting one day and found that for some un known reason I now have a short cut on my lap top to a racing results site.
Strange how that could happen. I wondered why they were so keen for me to fire the lap top up when I came in on a morning. :loco:
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:40 pm

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Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:40 am

I came across this while looking at Karl's link..................................fantastic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDJQE3pp ... 011F50FDCC
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:51 pm

Really miss the old timers.....Skelton, Borge, Benny, Bud & Lou, Berle, Olsen & Johnson, Keaton, Marx Brothers, the Stooges, Gleason, Hope, Burns, Stan & Ollie, Kaye, Mason, Norm Crosby, and all the others. They were real artists. Gone but not forgotten, at least for now.
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