Meanwhile, In a Bar in West Virginia ...

[Karl/Pa.]

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting
to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

[DuncaninFrance]

FOR THE FIRST - BUT BY NO MEANS THE LAST - TIME THIS YEAR..................CORNER, THE ONE OUT IN THE SNOW

[Niner Delta]

SNOW?? What the hell is that, it was 76 on my patio today.

Vern.