I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few.
I noticed two large girls by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I said: "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So I immediately apologized and said: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
Then the lights went out !!!!
while in a English pub....
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Karl/Pa.
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Re: while in a English pub....
So that's what happened ............
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Re: while in a English pub....
Get one "Keep out of the Corner" for free. 
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Re: while in a English pub....
But DON''T sell it to Vern 
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Re: while in a English pub....
No need, I printed a bunch up when no one was looking. 
Vern.
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