After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women Great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
Problem solving............
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Niner Delta
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Problem solving............
Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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It would be worth it, what else could he need?
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It'd be stiff going back to being poor; would that be the only stiffness though?
Be stiff if it was.
Be stiff if it was.
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