Have a NICE day Sir............

[DuncaninFrance]

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car
Showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph;
Enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the
Pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
Police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
He floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160. Suddenly, he thought, "What
On earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over
To the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with
Him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side
Of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10
Minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can
Give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied,
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"Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were
Bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.

[Niner Delta]

NEVER again are you to complain about me posting old jokes...

Vern.

[DuncaninFrance]

NEVER again are you to complain about me posting old jokes...

Vern.

Don't know WHAT you mean Vern