There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was
ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland
Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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My trip to the store
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My trip to the store
Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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Re: My trip to the store
Brilliant 
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
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Re: My trip to the store
Amen to that!!
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.
Eoin.
Eoin.