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LOVELETTERS!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:31 am

She sent the following message while waiting for her train:

My love

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams

If you are smiling, send me your smile

If you are crying, send me your tears

I love you

He replied:

I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
Duncan

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