Advice for an old guy..

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Advice for an old guy..

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:38 am

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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in..

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I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
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The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the "ATM in the lobby."
Duncan

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