Teddy Bears

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Brass Rat
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Teddy Bears

Post by Brass Rat » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:11 am

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they

connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to

her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he

notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy

bears.

Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way

along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little

higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a

collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so

extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

He turns to her... they kiss... and then they rip each

others clothes off and make love.

After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there

together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks,

smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
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Post by spearedum » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:32 am

Thebig bears are resurved for 'Mile High' trips. :lol:

Thanx Dante'
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