Woman Gets Decked ....er Dicked

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Karl/Pa.
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Woman Gets Decked ....er Dicked

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:20 pm

Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia


ROCKLAND, Maine — A 62-year-old Cushing man will spend five days in jail after pleading guilty Wednesday to assaulting his estranged wife.

Fred E. Thomas pleaded guilty to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended and was placed on probation for a year for domestic violence assault and indecent conduct. A third charge of unlawful sexual contact was dismissed.

The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty.

http://bangordailynews.com/2012/11/23/n ... genitalia/

I guess thats all that can be expected from a place called banger.
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Re: Woman Gets Decked ....er Dicked

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:54 pm

At least they didn't charge him with "Assault with a dead weapon"...... :mrgreen:


Maybe he lived on the corner of....................

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