New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

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New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Post by Niner » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:22 pm

Read less.

I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

Watch more movie remakes.

Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.

Procrastinate more.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will no longer waste my time reliving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.


Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials

Start being superstitious.

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
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Re: New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:00 pm

You forgot "Associating with loose, trashy women."
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Re: New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:40 am

I ALWAYS stick to my New Year Resolution - I resolve to continue as in the previous 12 months --------------------------------------- :loco: :loco: Happy 2013 to everyone :razz: :razz:
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Re: New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:33 pm

That's not a list, that's my current lifestyle............. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


I gave up New Years's resolutions for Lent, 2 birds with one stone....... :cool:
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