The grocer....

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The grocer....

Post by joseyclosey » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:28 pm

A Greek girl goes into the grocers and asks "Do you have any feta cheese"?

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The grocer replies "Well, I like gimp masks and spanking"!

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Re: The grocer....

Post by Aughnanure » Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:28 am

No comment; I'm trying to be nice this year.
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Re: The grocer....

Post by deadin » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:13 am

I think there's room in the corner for another chair...... :mrgreen:
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Re: The grocer....

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:25 am

deadin wrote:I think there's room in the corner for another chair...... :mrgreen:
Chair? CHAIR? Stand up straight with the nose touching the wall.
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Re: The grocer....

Post by Niner » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:20 am

Corner? I'm still trying to understand what it's about. :loco:
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Re: The grocer....

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:47 pm

It's all Greek to me but go in the corner anyway................................
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