Glesga Slang

blackisler · Post by **blackisler** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:15 pm

GLESGA SLANG ! WURLDS BEST ACCENT

A family is it the dinner table. The son asks his Da, ' haw Da, how miny Kinds eh boobs ur thir?' The Da, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a wuman goes through three Phases. In hur 20s, a wuman's boobs ur like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they ur like pears, stull nice but hingin a bit.. Efter 50, they ur like onions'. 'Onions?' Aye, yi see thim and they make yi greet. This infuriated his wife in daughter, so the daughter said, 'Maw, how Miny kinds of 'willies' ur they?' The Maw, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well doll, a man goes through Three phases anaw. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. Efter his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree.
'A Christmas tree?' 'Aye --- deed fae the roots up and the baws ur just for decoration'!