In rural Ireland .....

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In rural Ireland .....

Post by joseyclosey » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:58 am

In rural Ireland until recently Paddy McNee was making and selling chicken burgers.

These became very popular due to the taste, an old family secret passed down through the generations, and before long Paddy had to expand his manufacturing operations to keep up with demand.

He began exporting to Europe, where they were received even better and he soon became rich.

Little did anyone know he had been mixing horsemeat into the chicken burgers, and guilt got the better of him, so he went to Church to relieve his conscience...

"How much horse did u put into the chicken burgers, Patrick?" asked the Priest at confession.

"I never went beyond the 50/50 mark, Father." he replied... "One chicken, one horse."

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Re: In rural Ireland .....

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:18 pm

Or was it...........one egg, one herd...... :lol:
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