Rex...

[Niner Delta]

John goes over Mary's house and they are sitting on the porch swing with Mary's dog underneath them,
when John "Breaks Wind" pretty fierce. John is mortified and is trying to think of something to say when
Mary yells at the dog "Rex!!!!, Move!!" the dog wanders off but returns a short time later.
Again John lets one go and again Mary yells at the dog a second time.
John , relieved that Mary is mad at the dog, lets go with a real ripper and Mary yells,
"Damn it Rex, move before he craps on you!!!"

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