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Post by joseyclosey » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:02 pm

Findus have agreed a deal with Sylvester Stallone for new Rocky based lasagne ready meals.

Expect to see the Italian Stallion range in shops soon.

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Post by PeterN2 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:20 pm

I bet they will gallop off the shelves.

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Post by Niner Delta » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:29 pm

And you will have to 'Pony Up' some big bucks for them.
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Re: Findus....

Post by Tom-May » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:05 pm

Oh dear, we're saddled with horse puns. They tend to get a bit over the top, so we'd best call a halter before someone comes a crupper.





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Post by joseyclosey » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:27 pm

Je suis d'accord ....
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Post by Aughnanure » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:44 pm

If this keeps up we'll need to hire the Pentagon.
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Re: Findus....

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:44 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Traces of real beef found in McD's burgers :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by Tom-May » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:11 am

DuncaninFrance wrote::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Traces of real beef found in McD's burgers :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm sure that's an actionable statement (quick stick an "allegedly" in there somewhere)
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Post by Niner Delta » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:09 pm

real beef = tounges, asshholes, lips, intestinal walls, eyeballs, etc................. :mrgreen:
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Post by Niner » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:07 pm

Taco Bell won't even use that much " real beef". Come to think of it, horse would be a step up for them.....or did the horses "run for the border"?
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