Table for two....

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Table for two....

Post by joseyclosey » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:00 pm

His wife came home to find him in the kitchen cooking a lovely romantic dinner,candles lit on the table and place settings for two.

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"Oh this is a surprise" she said.
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"Too fecking right it is," he replied "I didn't expect you back till Monday"

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