Bible Okays Gay Marriage and Marijuana

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Bible Okays Gay Marriage and Marijuana

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:05 pm

It 's in the Bible!

For those who haven 't heard, Washington State has passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."


We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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Re: Bible Okays Gay Marriage and Marijuana

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:18 pm

It says, "they shall surely be put to death", it doesn't say anything about being stoned...... :roll:
Guess we did interpret it correctly..... :cool:
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Re: Bible Okays Gay Marriage and Marijuana

Post by Niner » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:50 am

There weren't any "assault weapons" in those days and stones were free.
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Re: Bible Okays Gay Marriage and Marijuana

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:04 pm

Their "assault weapons" were swords, lances, and bow and arrow............... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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