The Sensous Wife

[Karl/Pa.]

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.


"No," said her husband.


She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.


"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.


"Uh, no," he said.


She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a moist crumpled fifty dollar bill.


"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 60,000 dollars all crumpled up?"


"No," he said, now really intrigued.


"Well.....go look in the garage..."