This is where you can share a funny story or joke. Adult humor allowed in large degree. Jokes that are considered more offensive than humorous will be deleted.
A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling,
"Who's the B*****D that's been screwing my wife? "
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back,
"You don't have enough ammo mate!!
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.