The situation on acquiring ammo is getting really tight, but this morning I lucked out and was able to buy three boxes of fresh ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped first at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blond in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the three boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading some lovin' for ammo?" I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo ya got?"