Dependents........

[Niner Delta]

I finally received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents."

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;
and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, plus 1 useless President."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

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[Niner]

You forgot the national spy agency. They say the bad guys are going to do something terrible pretty soon. They were only able to drone bomb four suspects today and say they weren't important enough to stop anything dangerous. Must be falling down on the job. Wonder if the how ever many thousands of them, checked all the phone conversations in the US today? Wonder if they check all facebook posts and all Skype conversations? Obviously they left some stone unturned.

Did you hear about the right wing nut job in the next county from mine who writes this crazy hate paper the Boston bomber was reading? Maybe he's the secret kingpin. The editor was on the local news tonight. Looks to be about 80 and pure redneck nut job.