Today's word is.......Fluctuations

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Today's word is.......Fluctuations

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:51 am

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla for yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white pleople too"

(i know you're laughing...and you knew it was coming!)
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Re: Today's word is.......Fluctuations

Post by joseyclosey » Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:22 pm

D'OH ! :mrgreen:
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