Irish Pick-up Line

[wh12725]

An Irishman was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him, so he leans over and says,"You remind me of my little toe."
She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."


Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!
wolfhound 12725

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